Obi-Wan-Viggo

Samtal med Viggo.

Viggo: I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn fool idealistic crusade like your father did.

Jag: Eh?

Viggo: Your father's light saber. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster; an elegant weapon for a more civilized age. For over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. Before the dark times... before the Empire.

Jag: Allvarligt talat. Vad surrar du om?

Viggo: There was nothing you could have done, Luke, had you been there. You'd have been killed too, and the droids would now be in the hands of the Empire.

Jag: Nu blir det Teletubbies för hela slanten! Vem tror du att du är? Obi-Wan tönten eller?

Viggo: Obi-Wan Kenobi. Obi-Wan... Now, that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time.

Jag: Du har sett för mycket på teve. Det finns ingen Obi-Wan på riktigt.

Viggo: Oh, he's not dead... Not yet.

Jag: Du vet ju inte ens vem Obi-Wan är för bövelen.

Viggo: But of course I know him. He's me.

Jag: Nej, du heter Carl Oscar Viggo och har snuttefilten på huvudet.

Viggo: I haven't gone by the name of Obi-Wan since, oh, before you were born.

Jag: Lägg ner nu.

Viggo: May the force be with you.

Jag: Teletubbies... teeeeeeletubbies...